Don’t you hate it when you wake up to an annoying message from your boss or someone else? It annoys you, even more, when you are not a morning person. Sharing a smile or a hearty laughter in the morning makes the entire day perfect. It is one of the healthiest and greatest ways possible to start a day.
There are many people who do not know how to add the funny element in any good morning text. Here, we are going to list some amazing and funny ways in which you can say good morning over text to your friends and family and make their day brighter.
Funny Good Morning Messages
- Wake up, you lazy ass. I hope you have a productive day. I know it is very hard in your case but at least try. Good morning!
- Good morning, sunshine! I know you hate being parted from your best friend but I know, with all my heart that you will definitely go back to your bed in a minute’s time.
- The best way to start the morning is by reading a message from a loving friend who cares for you a lot. But unfortunately, it is not happening today. Anyway, good morning!
- Good morning to my one and only friend who can defeat anyone in sleeping. You are the best at this job.
- I know this message is not going to be read until afternoon, but still, I am sending it. Good morning, buddy!
- I do not know why I woke up so early today. I am so bored and I don’t want to suffer through this all alone. So, wake up. Good morning.
- Why am I even sending this message to you? I already know that you are going to read this in the afternoon or probably in the evening. Have a lazy day ahead!
- I just want to open my eyes, roll over and snuggle into my blanket again. This is my idea of a perfect morning. Here’s wishing you an energetic day ahead. Though I am feeling really lazy.
- Good morning, fluff ball. I got up early because I was feeling so excited. You are giving me the treat today, right? Cannot wait for it anymore. See you soon.
- I am so glad that I have a friend like you with whom I can goof around and be my own weird self without getting judged. Good morning, bestie!
- I was so eager today to wish the most hard-working colleague of mine a very good morning. Unfortunately, he has already reached the workplace. So, I am sending you this message.
- Good morning, sweetheart! Every morning I just sit and think what a beautiful human being you are. Trust me; this thought helps me to distract my mind from your bad breath.
- Seeing you early in the morning is such an unusual feeling. Is it a good or a bad feeling? I am not aware of that. I am leaving that up to you. Morning, love!
- Good morning to my favorite human in the entire world. Now, will you please let me eat my breakfast and drink my coffee in peace?
- You are the reason why I wake up early in the morning every day. The reason behind it is that you force me to make coffee for you. Please learn to make your own coffee. Good morning!
- Good morning, honey! There is nothing better than waking up to the smell of pancakes and bacon in the morning. Will you please wake up and make the breakfast for me?
- I am so glad that God brought two procrastinators like us, together. By the way, today is your turn to keep hitting the snooze button. I definitely do not want to wake up right now.
- Good morning, baby boo! Now can we please go back to sleep?
- Good morning, beautiful lady! I would love to stay in bed and cuddle with you right now but my coffee is waiting for me.
- Today is going to be a really long day for both of us. I already cannot wait for this day to get over. Good morning to you!
- When I think of someone who is very efficient and hard-working, I picture a person in my head. That person is definitely not you. You are just as lazy as me. Good morning. We will get through this boring day together.
- Good morning, babe! I could not tell you how beautiful you looked today in the morning because I was getting late for the office. So, I wanted to say the most important stuff. I would love it if you make some delicious dinner tonight. I love you.
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Hence, these are some funny texts which can be sent to anyone whose day you want to make. These texts will definitely paste a smile on their faces for the entire day.